Have the americans ever invented a sport that anybody else in the world can be bothered with?
That's okay, just go back to your soccer. We're fine here.
(Everyone loves it when we say soccer.)
Ha ha! Right on! Soccer… :)
Oh, and regarding "anybody else in the world", per Wikipedia (not always the most reliable source but…):
“Baseball is among the most popular sports in Canada, Colombia, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, Japan, Mexico, the Netherlands Antilles, Nicaragua, Panama, Puerto Rico, South Korea, Taiwan, the United States and Venezuela.”