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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Wed 05 Aug, 2009 6:32 PM |
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minnmess Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 12:03 AM |
An update on the dirty shower:
Friend and I did a little planning tonight. Went to the stag shop for penis shaped cookie cutter, etc.
When looking at said baking accessory, this woman in her 50's came up and said "oh I am going to get one of these for my daughter! There are so many things you can do with it! Like at Christmas time."
WHAT?
daughter?
So many things?
CHRISTMAS?
What are the other things you can do with a penis shaped cookie cutter...AT CHRISTMAS? inappropriate christmas tree decorations? Slap a Santa hat on there? Snacks for the grandchildren? |
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dee Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 12:25 AM |
i hate hate hate power tools-i am simply terrified of all the worst case scenarios involving them.
angle grinders are especially scary-how did i not catch fire when i was literally covered in sparks.
so as you can see my career as a diy expert is going from strength to strength :P |
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ricv64 Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 12:36 AM |
minnmess wrote: An update on the dirty shower:
Friend and I did a little planning tonight. Went to the stag shop for penis shaped cookie cutter, etc.
When looking at said baking accessory, this woman in her 50's came up and said "oh I am going to get one of these for my daughter! There are so many things you can do with it! Like at Christmas time."
WHAT?
daughter?
So many things?
CHRISTMAS?
What are the other things you can do with a penis shaped cookie cutter...AT CHRISTMAS? inappropriate christmas tree decorations? Slap a Santa hat on there? Snacks for the grandchildren?
ask weird mom about that Sf jacks phone number she called |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 12:09 PM |
Today I discovered that mixing 5 pints with several tequila shots is not good for your health AND may lead to proper embarrasement.
Oh, and I lost my contact lense. |
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ricv64 Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 1:28 PM |
doin this
http://eastbayexpress.wordpress.com/
drop by and by some silkscreen posters |
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weirdmom Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 2:47 PM |
minnmess wrote: An update on the dirty shower:
Friend and I did a little planning tonight. Went to the stag shop for penis shaped cookie cutter, etc.
When looking at said baking accessory, this woman in her 50's came up and said "oh I am going to get one of these for my daughter! There are so many things you can do with it! Like at Christmas time."
WHAT?
daughter?
So many things?
CHRISTMAS?
What are the other things you can do with a penis shaped cookie cutter...AT CHRISTMAS? inappropriate christmas tree decorations? Slap a Santa hat on there? Snacks for the grandchildren?
I saw this last night and it's been popping into my head at random times since then. There is no part of that story that is OK or makes sense. What do penis cookies have to do with Christmas???????????????????????? |
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minnmess Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 3:05 PM |
megg_inc wrote: Today I discovered that mixing 5 pints with several tequila shots is not good for your health AND may lead to proper embarrasement.
Oh, and I lost my contact lense.
Oh Meggy! Drunk and blind.
Someone told me my outfit was adorable. I thought you would be proud. I'm not even wearing moose wellies. But I am wearing shoes that I bought in Michigan when visiting the girlies.
Anne...nothing, nothing, nothing is right about it |
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weirdmom Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 3:07 PM |
| But how did your shopping for the shower go otherwise? |
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minnmess Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 3:11 PM |
weirdmom wrote: But how did your shopping for the shower go otherwise?
We didnt buy anything, but scouted out. Somethings depend on the number of RSVPers. But got a lot of planning done. We were sitting on the patio of a coffee shop not wanting to say too much so we used code words like "balloons"
It made me laugh in the invite we put "RSVP please, please"
S'il vous plait, please please. 3 pleases. So Canadian. |
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weirdmom Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 3:40 PM |
minnmess wrote: It made me laugh in the invite we put "RSVP please, please"
S'il vous plait, please please. 3 pleases. So Canadian.
Make sure to apologize to anyone who doesn't RSVP. Also to those who do, just in case. |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 07 Aug, 2009 3:52 PM |
megg_inc wrote: Today I discovered that mixing 5 pints with several tequila shots is not good for your health AND may lead to proper embarrasement.
Oh, and I lost my contact lense.
Bet you'll do it again though lol |
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Peewee Posted Sat 08 Aug, 2009 11:43 AM |
Just disturbed her work colleague by saying she thinks Sean Connery is hot and has always had a wee thing for him......sighs!
He goes checks computer and there is a 50 yr age difference between us! What is my max age limit he asks!!! lol Yep that's even too old for me!
BLAH! |
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dee Posted Tue 11 Aug, 2009 12:26 AM |
i'm a bit sad because i am wardrobe weeding and i had to get rid of some of my absolutely amazing but unwearable vintage dresses:(
i want/need a bigger wardrobe space |
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minnmess Posted Tue 11 Aug, 2009 12:31 AM |
-my co-worker found another co-workers credit card in the toilet. When she called her to tell her I was crying I was laughing so hard.
-my aunt emailed me to asked if I wanted tickets to see Britney Spears. Umm, no! Have we met? |
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