Setting Sacramento , the governors mansion , on the veranda smoking a cigar the governor sits and listens .
goosey - " Gawd Dam it you know how i hate the fowl stench of the filthy North , have you done as i commanded ?"
Arnold - " yes I've pushed through the salmon fishing ban "
goosey - " excellent , when they arrive they can set up shop on the coast then I'll unleash the dunlop machine upon them JA HA JA HA JA HA "
Arnold ( scared ) - " I've requested a new assistant to be sent to your office , where should I send them ? "
goosey - Santa Barbara is nice this time of year , send em to Bakersfield and have em wait until I bore of the beach "
Arnold - " Yes mam "
goosey - " Say what fuck wad ? I'm still 24 , don't say mam or I'll stab you in the face "
Arnold - " eh sorry "
goosey - " Don't forget LA put you in office and we can vote you out , back to B movies unless you toe the line "
Arnold - " May I ask a question ?"
goosey ( sarcastically ) - " speak "
Arnold- ' The diaries are outta the country , sure they don't know that ? "
Goosey - " look dubZ hates workin holidays but he's fuckin reliable unlike you and dubya , that Chaney clone finished yet ?"
Arnold - " oh ..."
goosey - " just shut up and send up some drinks , I'm going out later but need to get primed first to deal with you know who "
Cuts to the Make out room , Meegg & Jude still holding the crowd hostage , they part to allow another to enter . a figure enters megg and Jude slightly bow their heads to her
Meridith - " Well well well , you two can work together after all , excellent. ( then to the bars patrons ) O K everybody , we're just looking for 3 people after this you won't remember a thing trust me "
The bar is silent as people look around amongst themselves
Meridith ( loudly to herself ) - " Well if you can't find news go on and make some of your own ( then to the patrons ) I'm looking for one brain specialist , a nurse and a crooner . Any volunteers ? I got a job for ya "
Cuts to a house , an empty house , on the wall a picture of Goosey with a rose between her teeth , Kayte and nikki have busted in and are looking at the wall .
Kayte -oh look at that picture
Nikki - "The curves intuitively know
Which aspects of nouveau to save
Without succumbing to the full devouring will
Of Aubrey Beardsley in his grave "
Kayte - " what you get edumacated all of a sudden ? "
nikki - " where's my shotgun ?"
view of the house from outside , the flash of gun fire is seen
back to the bar view from the back
gerbal sandwhich ( whispering )- " dougie I think we can take em "
