setting a doctors office . Dr monkey sits at his desk watching Lauren on TV giving a news report about a fire in Argentina . He reaches into his desk and pulls out a bottle of vodka , Stoli , and pours a small shot and drinks it down.
Lauren ( voice on TV ) - " it appears the fire was maZn made , why no one knows but the people are suffering becaus........"
the door is suddenly opened in walks Juli ,angry
Juli - " so are you the brill-ant brain surgeon that let some psychopath kidnap my dear dear sister ? "
Dr monkey - " i beg your pardon but... ( Juli cuts him off )
Juli -" you know Che Guevara never pardoned anyone i don't either "
Dr monkey - " miss ?"
Juli - " her name genius is ale stupe....." ( dr monkey cuts her off)
Dr monkey - " yes I know who you mean , she disappeared "
Juli - " yes I know , you think I'm stupid and gonna just tango my ass outta here , I've seen the surveillance tapes , she left with a former employee of goosey , ever hear of her ? - " she'll stab you in the face as soon as look at you "
dr monkey sits there and reaches for the phone
Dr monkey - " security "
Juli - " yes maybe they'd like to know about your ex fiance that's here suffering from amnesia, that you could release but are keeping here , alma is her name , well known brain specialist from the Universidad de Mexico kidnapped by the same psycho my sister is with "
Dr monkey ( into phone ) - " No never mind , wrong button "( then to Juli )- ' how do you know all this ?"
Juli - " besides the tango I know lottsa thing don sauvicito "
Dr monkey - " what do you want of me "
Juli - " i want my sister erased from the records , she was never here , never existed capichi"
dr Monkey - " you won't be back ?"
Juli - " if my business takes me here just fuckin toe the line and no one will be the wiser that you're keeping Dr Alma here when you don't have too "
Juli turns to leave as dr monkey reaches into his desk and pulls out the stoli and uncaps it
Juli ( half turning as she leaves ) - "hey watch it boracho you'll lose your license and you'll have to be a bartender or something , like Almas' brother is at the 12 Galaxies . and don't be staring at my ass as I leave what would Alma say "
She leaves , Dr monkey takes a long pulll off the bottle and wipes his face, looking worried . He gets up , puts his coat on and walks out
cuts to stanyan st , Ale is leaving that scottish hangout at the corner of Beulah , her hair is dyed blonde . A redheaded woman with a cane follows her . sensing she's being followed she crosses the street into Kezar gym , a man stands there with a clip board
Typing to reach you ( cheerfully ) - " here for the try outs ?"
Ale - " why yes "
Typing to reach you - " Name please ?"
Ale - " it's Ale "
He looks up at the redhead staring accross the street
typing to reach you - " she with you ?"
Ale - " no , i just moved here with my boyfriend , no idea who that is "
typing to reach you - " OK go on in and talk to melissa "
ale enters and walks accross the gym , outside lindsey just stands and waits
Juli - " besides the tango I know lottsa thing don sauvicito "
Juli - " if my business takes me here just fuckin toe the line and no one will be the wiser that you're keeping Dr Alma here when you don't have too "
Juli ( half turning as she leaves ) - "hey watch it boracho you'll lose your license and you'll have to be a bartender or something , like Almas' brother is at the 12 Galaxies . and don't be staring at my ass as I leave what would Alma say "
f*cking classic!
it's too bad they are adversaries (or so it seems)...juli and goosey would be one fierce team!
Love the 'Diaries, man. Although they haven't yet made an appearance. What information do they contaaaaaain?????
yeah they did , jude gave em to dee to bury by the king tut in glasgow . actually I was looking in the Spanish thread and maZn some of you need to wash your mouth out with soap
Love the 'Diaries, man. Although they haven't yet made an appearance. What information do they contaaaaaain?????
yeah they did , jude gave em to dee to bury by the king tut in glasgow . actually I was looking in the Spanish thread and maZn some of you need to wash your mouth out with soap
Oh, yes, I remember now. I really do need to review.
setting a trailer on a Hollywood set , Ewan mcGregor major movie star and honorary boardie is trying to sleep , tossing and turning , he's dreaming but of whom ........... ?
camera blurs , not the band but the lens gets all fuzzy .
a table at a cafe in Austin many years ago
Ewan ( in between kisses ) - "so what are your dreams ?"
weird mommy - " I'll be a roller derby girl some day just have to work on my skills "
weird mommy - " drwms mazn that's what I'm all about , living em up "
camera goes to a blur back to the trailer , Ewan gets up and turns on the TV , he channels surfs until he notices a roller derby game is on , remembering weird mommy he stays on the channel and notices a blonde player , a hell cat, and their next game at kezar stadium . he grabs the phone ,
Ewan - " hello , i can't do this , you guys don't need me here for a few weeks , I'm gonna head up north to San FRANcisco "
Gaby - " what ! you gotta be kidding ?"
Ewan - " look mazn i gotta follow a dream , I'll be back quick i gotta watch a roller derby game ."
Gaby - " you on drugs , need drugs or are just outta your minZd ?"
Ewan - " If it was only so simple , I'll keep in touch , book me a room at stanyon and Beulah , it has a north Beach pizza near by ."
Gaby - " don't screw up my picture or I'll have to get you know who involved "
Ewan hangs up , grabs some cloths and throws in in a overnight bag and runs out
cuts to a night club in San Francisco , the make out room , around the corner from agro metal punk Ingrid's place , they're having a open mike . Alma and her brother Alejandro and moomin badger are sitting watching and waiting their turns , gerbal sandwhich is up on stage singing .
Alma - " I'm so thank full to you Laura for sneaking me out to watch my brother try his luck , that hospital sucks "
Laura - " no problem , that bleedin place can really harsh mellows all around , this place is a dump but it's close , no one will know you've gone out "
Alma - " but why must I stay there ?"
Laura - " Dr monkey says cause you're a special case he wants you on hand "
Alma - " I swear I don't remember him , he's creepy and looks drunk all the time '
Laura - " aye , he hasn't been the same since the.... " ( Alejandro cuts her off )
Alejandro - " hey notice those two women by the door , why are they wearing coats ?"
camera pans to two shadowy figures , drinking back shots
Laura - "strange "
Alejandro - " it's open mike , either they're gonna get on stage or i have fans already "
Alma - " dream on bobo "
Alejandro - " My friends Ale and esteban haven't shown up yet and I'm on next "
Alma - " don't worry laura will tape it and we'll post it on youtube for em
Alejandro-" " OK , it's just 3 songs , that Gerbal cat is pretty good "
camera pans to the two women , they nod to each other and get up pulling out weapons from under their coats ,
