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Hanne Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 10:47 AM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Quality Assurance (tasting) for Diageo based in St James Gate Brewery (Guinness)
Dubz
Maybe you should look for a job opportunity in my department. I work with Quality Assurance, albeit not with food. However, it could be a step on the way :oP |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 12:17 PM |
It has been scientifically proven that Guinness contains enough essential ingredients to sustain life. Whoo Hoo, You can live on Guinness, it's official!!
(though probably not recommended)
Dubz
btw you could probably fill this thread with "Stig" like quotes...
When the TWT fart it smells very faintly of Newly Cut Grass.
Although no one knows the exact amount of Members of the TWT they have 7 testicles between them.
When the TWT had a near fatal road crash, NASA rebuilt them at a cost 500million, but forgot to get a reciept to claim the VAT back. |
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Hanne Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 12:35 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: It has been scientifically proven that Guinness contains enough essential ingredients to sustain life. Whoo Hoo, You can live on Guinness, it's official!!
(though probably not recommended)
Dubz
btw you could probably fill this thread with "Stig" like quotes...
When the TWT fart it smells very faintly of Newly Cut Grass.
Although no one knows the exact amount of Members of the TWT they have 7 testicles between them.
When the TWT had a near fatal road crash, NASA rebuilt them at a cost 500million, but forgot to get a reciept to claim the VAT back.
So now you can be an alcoholic without dying of malnourishment? Hmm, food for thought. |
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Moray Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:16 PM |
I think it's 3 months you can officially survive on guiness alone. And then you'd need to go on like a massive detox period, and probably a colonic too I would imagine
They did used to offer up pints of guiness to expectant mums as a source of vitaimins and noureshment in the past. Doctors recommended it!
I learned this from my visit to the Guiness factory in Dublin!
Personally I can't stand the stuff. My mum had to finish my free pint for me when we visited the factory. Oh for shame!!
Also, for any fans of the Simon Pegg/Nick Frost/Edgar Wright show 'Spaced', classic quote time:
Tyres: 'Mines a pint of the black stuff'
Mike: 'You can't drink a pint of Bovril?' |
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weirdmom Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:22 PM |
| Sorry to interrupt the beer tangent, but I really would like to know how to privately contact TWT. I need to update my email address. For realz. The one listed is going to disappear soon. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:22 PM |
MoraySwan wrote:
Tyres: 'Mines a pint of the black stuff'
Mike: 'You can't drink a pint of Bovril?'
That's brilliant I'm using that!!.
My other favourite was "Do you have any white wine?", "No, it's transparent, you're thinking of milk"
Dubz
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:24 PM |
weirdmominaustin wrote: Sorry to interrupt the beer tangent, but I really would like to know how to privately contact TWT. I need to update my email address. For realz. The one listed is going to disappear soon.
Sorry to interupt the interuption but I just got an email full of orange blokes including the one in your avatar.
Sorry, do carry on.
Dubz
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:24 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: I'd like to know if they are paid to read through all of our shite.
then i should deserve a bonus ! |
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Esteban Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:28 PM |
| Some say they can slam revolving doors. All we know is, they're called the 'TWT'. |
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Moray Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:30 PM |
I'd like to know if they can alter my login handle without losing all my friends and info etc. It's really starting to piss me off.
Otherwise, I may re-register with a better username. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:32 PM |
Excellent!!!
Some say they get up half an hour before they go to bed. Some say they went to different schools together. Some say they are related through drink. All we know is they're called the "TWT"
Dubz
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weirdmom Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:32 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: I'd like to know if they can alter my login handle without losing all my friends and info etc. It's really starting to piss me off.
Otherwise, I may re-register with a better username.
Why is your user name pissing you off? |
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Moray Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:35 PM |
weirdmominaustin wrote: MoraySwan wrote: I'd like to know if they can alter my login handle without losing all my friends and info etc. It's really starting to piss me off.
Otherwise, I may re-register with a better username.
Why is your user name pissing you off?
I'd rather it were just 'Moray' or similar rather than a stupid amalgamation of my entire name squeezed into one! Anything but! |
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megg_inc Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:37 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: weirdmominaustin wrote: MoraySwan wrote: I'd like to know if they can alter my login handle without losing all my friends and info etc. It's really starting to piss me off.
Otherwise, I may re-register with a better username.
Why is your user name pissing you off?
I'd rather it were just 'Moray' or similar rather than a stupid amalgamation of my entire name squeezed into one! Anything but!
You don't have any serious problems, do you? |
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Moray Posted Thu 28 Feb, 2008 4:38 PM |
| Apparently not, no. |
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