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Re: World's First Pregnant Man
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:32 PM Quote
And you've proven my point as to why men don't have what it takes (not even talking about the body parts) to carry a baby. : )

Shall I make my avatar a picture of my children's placentas? I have pics of both....
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
harry potter
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harry potter Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:35 PM Quote
weirdmominaustin wrote:

Shall I make my avatar a picture of my children's placentas? I have pics of both....


i'm sure you do and that's another thing about you americans and your placentas and all that cutting them with the scissors and then wearing them as necklaces or braces, that's gotta stop as well as the "student of the month" bumper stickers, make it so.
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
Helen *the original*
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Helen *the original* Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:36 PM Quote
This conversation strangely reminds me of a Monty Python scene featuring someone called Loretta...
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:37 PM Quote
I was hoping that would make you throw up in your mouth a little bit. : ) I do have pictures but I have no interest in placenta jewelry. Or toolbag bumper stickers. Never ever will I do that. Promise.
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
harry potter
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harry potter Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:38 PM Quote
weirdmominaustin wrote:
I was hoping that would make you throw up in your mouth a little bit. : ) I do have pictures but I have no interest in placenta jewelry. Or toolbag bumper stickers. Never ever will I do that. Promise.


dude i've seen more placentas than you've had hot dinners, up here we use them for quite a lot of different things. there is actually a company on cape cod that makes bungi cords out of placenta, business has been up and down for them recently though.
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
kim2007w
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kim2007w Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:45 PM Quote
ayana wrote:
Peewee wrote:
I don't get it! how can he? does he have an umbilical cord and all? god would you trust a man giving birth to your child? lol


This could answer your questions ...




if a man was pregnant and the baby was in his stomach, then the stomach juices from gall bladder would dissolve the foetus
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
harry potter
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harry potter Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:47 PM Quote
kim2007w wrote:
ayana wrote:
Peewee wrote:
I don't get it! how can he? does he have an umbilical cord and all? god would you trust a man giving birth to your child? lol


This could answer your questions ...




if a man was pregnant and the baby was in his stomach, then the stomach juices from gall bladder would dissolve the foetus


yeah and the earth is ROUND, get a load of this one, eh? *guffaws*
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
weirdmom
Posts: 7598
weirdmom Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:49 PM Quote
dude i've seen more placentas than you've had hot dinners, up here we use them for quite a lot of different things. there is actually a company on cape cod that makes bungi cords out of placenta, business has been up and down for them recently though. [/quote]

whaw-whaw-whaw.
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
harry potter
Posts: 1443
harry potter Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 7:56 PM Quote
weirdmominaustin wrote:
dude i've seen more placentas than you've had hot dinners, up here we use them for quite a lot of different things. there is actually a company on cape cod that makes bungi cords out of placenta, business has been up and down for them recently though.


whaw-whaw-whaw. [/quote]

ooh nice, sarcasm, don't worry just like that company i'll bounce back.
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
weirdmom
Posts: 7598
weirdmom Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 8:05 PM Quote
So Harry, are you going to volunteer for the pregnant male experiment?
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
paul_c
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paul_c Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 10:08 PM Quote
Helen *the original* wrote:
This conversation strangely reminds me of a Monty Python scene featuring someone called Loretta...

"Loretta?"

...

"Don't you oppress me!"
"I'm not oppressing you Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the phoetus gona gestate- you gona keep it in a box!?"

Fantastic
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
radioclyde261
Posts: 95
radioclyde261 Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 10:12 PM Quote
paul_c wrote:
Helen *the original* wrote:
This conversation strangely reminds me of a Monty Python scene featuring someone called Loretta...

"Loretta?"

...

"Don't you oppress me!"
"I'm not oppressing you Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the phoetus gona gestate- you gona keep it in a box!?"

Fantastic


lmao! I'd forgotten all about that one - classic.
Where would we be without Monty!

Time for the Spam song methinks
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
paul_c
Posts: 4170
paul_c Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 10:14 PM Quote
Ah no, lets keep it Life of Brian for a while eh? ;)

"you lucky bastard! you lucky, lucky bastard!!"
 
Re: World's First Pregnant Man
radioclyde261
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radioclyde261 Posted Thu 21 Jun, 2007 10:17 PM Quote
Paul, you're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy
 
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