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minnmess Posted Thu 29 Sep, 2011 2:19 AM |
| Facebook thinks that I need international trucks for my landscaping business |
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mili Posted Thu 29 Sep, 2011 5:42 AM |
minnmess wrote: Facebook thinks that I need international trucks for my landscaping business
Well, you're moving, isn't that almost the same? |
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paul_c Posted Tue 11 Oct, 2011 12:48 AM |
1. Facebook thinks I am a 'Tough Mudder' and would enjoy a 'the only 20+km with a post-party' and that I 'should probably become a fan'
2. Facebook thinks I want to win a limited-edition Tennents pint glass if I tell them what I love about Glasgow. The irony is, Tennents is NOT one of the things I love about Glasgow
3. Facebook thinks because I am single, I want to 'Instantly see who is looking for you'. I find that slightly disturbing
4. Facebook wrongly assumes I am going to click on a link because it tells me I can earn £40/hr+ part time. I really don't want to be a hooker, cheers FB!
5. Facebook wrongly assumes I need a 'Bike Dock' for a 'practical, secure bicycle parking space'. I don't even have a garden to put it in- and Facebook probably thinks I don't have a door / lock my door. Idiot |
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mili Posted Thu 13 Oct, 2011 1:30 PM |
| Facebook thinks I suffer from menopausal problems and have digestive trouble. Offering some herbal remedy for the former and bleeding Actimel yoghurt for the latter. Cheers, FB, not there just yet. The Björk gig in Iceland is slightly interesting, though, thank you very much. |
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 13 Oct, 2011 3:52 PM |
| Facebook thinks I should surprise my grandkids with cute clothing. |
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minnmess Posted Thu 13 Oct, 2011 7:38 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: Facebook thinks I should surprise my grandkids with cute clothing.
I think they would like that! |
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Turtleneck Posted Tue 01 Nov, 2011 4:16 PM |
| Facebook wants me to request a confidential brochure to learn how to stop wetting the bed. |
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megg_inc Posted Wed 02 Nov, 2011 12:56 AM |
| Facebook thinks I need a psychological advice which, I fear, might not be a false impression at all. |
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minnmess Posted Fri 04 Nov, 2011 1:31 AM |
| facebook thinks that i have psariasis |
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Meridith Posted Sat 05 Nov, 2011 5:12 AM |
| Facebook wants me to dazzle the paparazzi with a honkin' big ring! |
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hennypenny Posted Sat 05 Nov, 2011 6:50 AM |
Meridith wrote: Facebook wants me to dazzle the paparazzi with a honkin' big ring!
Do they think you're Kim Kardashian? |
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Turtleneck Posted Sat 05 Nov, 2011 1:55 PM |
| FB thinks I should lose 47 pounds in 2 months. |
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minnmess Posted Tue 15 Nov, 2011 6:50 PM |
| Facebook thinks I need pictures of my kids this Christmas. I ALWAYS forget that I have children! |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Tue 15 Nov, 2011 9:43 PM |
minnmess wrote: Facebook thinks I need pictures of my kids this Christmas. I ALWAYS forget that I have children!
I always try to forget that I may have children...
Dubz |
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minnmess Posted Thu 17 Nov, 2011 4:38 PM |
| Facebook thinks I should purose my passion for drumming |
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