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Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Fri 30 Mar, 2012 8:17 PM Quote
Turtleneck wrote:
minnmess wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:
In the past 7 days, I have had only 2 glasses of chocolate milk. This has taken tremendous willpower.

You know what would taste really good right now? A glass of chocolate milk.


give in to your desires!


It's a good thing you're not my sponsor.


Your Chocolate Milk Sponsor?? You are right, I would be AWFUL at it.
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
hennypenny
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hennypenny Posted Sat 31 Mar, 2012 1:52 AM Quote
I got my Mega Millions lottery ticket. Wish me luck on winnning the $640 million jackpot.
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Sat 31 Mar, 2012 3:52 PM Quote
hennypenny wrote:
I got my Mega Millions lottery ticket. Wish me luck on winnning the $640 million jackpot.


so...will you be paying for us all to go on a tropical vacation?
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
hennypenny
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hennypenny Posted Sat 31 Mar, 2012 10:12 PM Quote
minnmess wrote:
hennypenny wrote:
I got my Mega Millions lottery ticket. Wish me luck on winnning the $640 million jackpot.


so...will you be paying for us all to go on a tropical vacation?

Sadly, I did not win. Three people had the winning ticket. I'm kind of glad somebody won because, the jackpot would have been close to 1 billion and there would have been total chaos with people buying tickets. It was already crazy yesterday.

If I did win, I would've thrown a huge boardie party!
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
ricv64
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ricv64 Posted Sat 31 Mar, 2012 11:52 PM Quote
someone won 100,000 from the liquer store near by
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Sun 01 Apr, 2012 4:18 PM Quote
hennypenny wrote:
If I did win, I would've thrown a huge boardie party!


I found $5 yesterday. We can have a VERY simple party with that
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
ricv64
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ricv64 Posted Sun 01 Apr, 2012 6:28 PM Quote
minnmess wrote:
hennypenny wrote:
If I did win, I would've thrown a huge boardie party!


I found $5 yesterday. We can have a VERY simple party with that


US ?
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 01 Apr, 2012 6:29 PM Quote
minnmess wrote:
hennypenny wrote:
If I did win, I would've thrown a huge boardie party!


I found $5 yesterday. We can have a VERY simple party with that


That has got me thinking... What can you buy with five Dollars, Euros, Pounds or whatever currency in each boardies country/city. (I think I feel a thread coming on)


Dubz
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Sunny
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Sunny Posted Tue 03 Apr, 2012 9:33 PM Quote

Tonight I saw a man pick up his dog's shit with a carrier bag, then lob the bag and its contents into some bushes.

I knew it happened but had never witnessed it before. It's bizarre.
Seriously, what goes on in these peoples' heads?
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Tue 03 Apr, 2012 9:48 PM Quote
Sunny wrote:

Tonight I saw a man pick up his dog's shit with a carrier bag, then lob the bag and its contents into some bushes.

I knew it happened but had never witnessed it before. It's bizarre.
Seriously, what goes on in these peoples' heads?


wtf ?!? Is there a lesser fine for littering than dog foiling.


Dubz

Ps. There is only 1 thing worse than a man with a dog picking up dog sh!t... a man without a dog picking up dog sh!t
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Sunny
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Sunny Posted Tue 03 Apr, 2012 10:04 PM Quote
Scottish Dubliner wrote:

Ps. There is only 1 thing worse than a man with a dog picking up dog sh!t... a man without a dog picking up dog sh!t


I would've thought it was a man picking up dog shit without a bag ;-)

When, and why, did you decide to stop swearing?

 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Wed 04 Apr, 2012 7:17 AM Quote
I'm swearing all the time, even in normal conversation, it's only a matter of time before I swear in front of a guest at the hotel where I work so... I'm trying to cut back.


Dubz
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Thu 05 Apr, 2012 12:55 PM Quote
ricv64 wrote:
minnmess wrote:
hennypenny wrote:
If I did win, I would've thrown a huge boardie party!


I found $5 yesterday. We can have a VERY simple party with that


US ?


pfft, no. A pretty blue Canadian one
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 05 Apr, 2012 5:37 PM Quote
I've just been sacked.


Dubz
 
Re: Today's News of YOU (part 3)
Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 05 Apr, 2012 6:06 PM Quote
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
I've just been sacked.


Dubz


What? Why?
 
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