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Turtleneck Posted Fri 24 Jun, 2011 1:07 AM |
Peewee wrote: FB knows how I can find a Jewish husband...apparently!
Mazel tov! |
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varz Posted Fri 24 Jun, 2011 10:18 PM |
| FB is offering me a job for the company I already work for?! |
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Turtleneck Posted Sun 26 Jun, 2011 3:46 AM |
| Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels. Am I really that boring? |
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weirdmom Posted Sun 26 Jun, 2011 2:54 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels. Am I really that boring?
Wow Kayte that is bad. I think you need to follow some crazy people to get off of Twitter's boring list. |
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Turtleneck Posted Tue 28 Jun, 2011 3:20 AM |
weirdmom wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels. Am I really that boring?
Wow Kayte that is bad. I think you need to follow some crazy people to get off of Twitter's boring list.
Facebook wants me to like Smirnoff vodka. Isn't there a balance somewhere between paper towels and vodka? |
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weirdmom Posted Tue 28 Jun, 2011 8:36 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: weirdmom wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels. Am I really that boring?
Wow Kayte that is bad. I think you need to follow some crazy people to get off of Twitter's boring list.
Facebook wants me to like Smirnoff vodka. Isn't there a balance somewhere between paper towels and vodka?
You could use the paper towels to clean up the vodka when you spill it. |
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minnmess Posted Wed 29 Jun, 2011 8:56 PM |
FB thinks I need to get my criminal record erased.
Umm, what happens in Europe, stays in Europe, non? |
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hennypenny Posted Thu 30 Jun, 2011 5:00 AM |
Turtleneck wrote: Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels. Am I really that boring?
Now Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels! Thanks alot Kayte! |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 30 Jun, 2011 6:47 AM |
minnmess wrote: FB thinks I need to get my criminal record erased.
Umm, what happens in Europe, stays in Europe, non?
I thought the whole point of a Criminal Record was that it can't be erased ?!?
Dubz |
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 30 Jun, 2011 2:08 PM |
hennypenny wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels. Am I really that boring?
Now Twitter wants me to follow Bounty paper towels! Thanks alot Kayte!
Calm down and have a glass of Smirnoff. |
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megg_inc Posted Sun 03 Jul, 2011 10:00 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: minnmess wrote: FB thinks I need to get my criminal record erased.
Umm, what happens in Europe, stays in Europe, non?
I thought the whole point of a Criminal Record was that it can't be erased ?!?
Dubz
It can under some circumstances. Obviously, not if the most serious crimes are involved.
Also, FB thinks I need advice on how to get pregnant 'at any age'. Ummmm, let me think...NO!! |
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minnmess Posted Wed 06 Jul, 2011 3:14 PM |
| Youtube also thinks that I need help to clear my criminal record. Have my google searches been that devious? |
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cosmic Posted Sun 10 Jul, 2011 12:16 AM |
Facebook thinks that because I drink in my hometown a little more than I used to, its okay for men old enough to be my dad to chat me up over facebook...
*gets sick bag* |
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monkey Posted Sun 10 Jul, 2011 12:49 AM |
| i don't get this |
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Turtleneck Posted Sun 10 Jul, 2011 2:17 AM |
| Facebook wants me to start prenatal care. They even have suggested a hospital for me. Do they know something I don't? |
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