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Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Sun 10 Jul, 2011 2:56 AM Quote
Turtleneck wrote:
Facebook wants me to start prenatal care. They even have suggested a hospital for me. Do they know something I don't?


baby turtle!
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Sun 10 Jul, 2011 5:24 PM Quote
minnmess wrote:
Turtleneck wrote:
Facebook wants me to start prenatal care. They even have suggested a hospital for me. Do they know something I don't?


baby turtle!


Awww, congrats Kayte!
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 11 Jul, 2011 2:51 PM Quote
And now they want me to start checking out senior citizen apartments. They've got me covered from the cradle to the grave, aye?
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
mili
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mili Posted Tue 12 Jul, 2011 2:29 PM Quote
Facebook is trying to sell me postcards, shoes and coffee. Also, I should create a family tree.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Wed 13 Jul, 2011 2:28 AM Quote
Turtleneck wrote:
And now they want me to start checking out senior citizen apartments. They've got me covered from the cradle to the grave, aye?


That's amazing that as a senior citizen you're pregnant!!

Facebook thinks I was born in 1909. This is because I put in that fake information to make the ads less annoying. Today I was wondering if in a few years they're going to catch on and say "OK, you can't possibly be that old."

Of course who knows if I'll still be on FB at that point.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Sat 16 Jul, 2011 1:59 AM Quote
Facebook thinks I need help to stop wetting the bed.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
megg_inc
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megg_inc Posted Sat 16 Jul, 2011 2:01 AM Quote
Apparently I need pole dancing classes!
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Sat 16 Jul, 2011 6:43 AM Quote
Well Kayte, you are looking for seniors apartments after all. Those kinds of things happen at that age.

Gosia: awesome. that is all. just awesome
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Wed 03 Aug, 2011 6:54 AM Quote
FB thinks that I need Liam Gallagher as some sort of life coach:
Oasis Rockstar Liam Gallagher wants you to Dig Out Your Soul. Click Like below to join the self-empowerment movement & rock your life!
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Thu 15 Sep, 2011 2:45 AM Quote
Fb suggests that I need plus size clothing. My self esteem is just through the roof.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
megg_inc
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megg_inc Posted Tue 20 Sep, 2011 8:52 PM Quote
Facebook thinks I would like to purchase Lesbian T-shirts! 3 for 2! That's a major 'HUH?!' on quite a few levels.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
hennypenny
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hennypenny Posted Wed 28 Sep, 2011 6:45 AM Quote
Facebook wants me to show off my DJ skills. Um...sure...let me find my turntables.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Wed 28 Sep, 2011 12:27 PM Quote
hennypenny wrote:
Facebook wants me to show off my DJ skills. Um...sure...let me find my turntables.


for megg's lesbian rave
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
hennypenny
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hennypenny Posted Wed 28 Sep, 2011 6:41 PM Quote
minnmess wrote:
hennypenny wrote:
Facebook wants me to show off my DJ skills. Um...sure...let me find my turntables.


for megg's lesbian rave

HA!
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
thewishlist
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thewishlist Posted Wed 28 Sep, 2011 7:37 PM Quote
Facebook says I should play "Euro Debts Quartet", which is, apparently, a new online game...
 
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