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Facebook's False Impressions of You
Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 2:06 PM Quote
1. Facebook strongly believes I should apply for dual citizenship and start a new life with my family in Canada.

2. Facebook thinks I am a nurse.

3. Facebook thinks I am friends with Fran Healy and has told me on occasion that "Fran thinks you're an idiot," and challenges me to an IQ test.

4. Facebook repeatedly suggests I become friends with the guy who was the school's biggest juvenile delinquent back in the day.

What does Facebook falsely assume about you?
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
Posts: 8142
minnmess Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 2:17 PM Quote
Your first one is accurate.

Facebook assumes that because I am single I am deeply pathetic and need ads of "Meet young hot single men in Canada" flashed on my screen daily.

It wants me to be friends with people ive never heard of/a guy who appears to be 70 and looks like someone from ZZ Top. I forget his name. But it wasn't Anne's dude.



 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
ricv64
Posts: 10115
ricv64 Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 3:39 PM Quote
minnmess wrote:


It wants me to be friends with people ive never heard of/a guy who appears to be 70 and looks like someone from ZZ Top. I forget his name. But it wasn't Anne's dude.





that was me thanks
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
mili
Posts: 3258
mili Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 5:16 PM Quote
I should buy AK47 bullet shaped ice cube maker, make my own stamps and shop at H&M. Also I could win an iPod.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
megg_inc
Posts: 3778
megg_inc Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 6:18 PM Quote
1. Facebook assumes I need a faster internet connection. (true)
2. Facebook thinks I would like to go surfing. (true)
3. Facebook thinks I want to buy new contacts lenses. (I'm fine with mine, thank you)
4. Facebook thinks I'm gonna believe that all my friends want to play vampires with me.
5. Facebook believes I want to "lerne Deutsch beim Dating".
6. Facebook would like me to charter a yacht in Croatia. (LOL, sure!!)
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003
AbsGinger Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 7:11 PM Quote
mili wrote:
I should buy AK47 bullet shaped ice cube maker, make my own stamps and shop at H&M. Also I could win an iPod.

The ice cube maker is the icing on the cake ! LMAO
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003
AbsGinger Posted Fri 05 Jun, 2009 7:15 PM Quote
Facebook says i'm american.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
hennypenny
Posts: 2092
hennypenny Posted Sat 06 Jun, 2009 12:17 AM Quote
Facebook thinks I should be a wedding photographer. OK.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
TheInvisibleBoy
Posts: 302
TheInvisibleBoy Posted Sat 06 Jun, 2009 8:12 PM Quote
1. Facebook is telling me the best 21st Birthday present for me is laser eye correction.
2. Facebook thinks I want the next iPhone.
3. Facebook thinks I have debts to write off.
4. Facebook thinks I want to meet local singles just because I'm single.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
lilly
Posts: 1531
lilly Posted Sat 06 Jun, 2009 8:33 PM Quote
megg_inc wrote:

5. Facebook believes I want to "lerne Deutsch beim Dating".


but...why would anyone want to learn (obviously anglicised) German that particular way? *LOL*


1. Facebook thinks I want to become a fan of the European Parliament (hm...)

2. Facebook thinks I want to go to Venice.

3. Facebook thinks I'm going to work freelance.

4. Facebook thinks I like "Louis Vuitton" bags.

5. Facebook thinks I want to design a website for my [non-existent] cat.

6. Facebook thinks I should study English in [quote] "Whister".

 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
Aletways
Posts: 1006
Aletways Posted Sat 06 Jun, 2009 11:39 PM Quote

Facebook thinks I need a guided tour in Buenos Aires... I think I know my own city, thanks.

Facebook thinks I'd like to support the UCR (a political party), which I do not. And I won't vote for it in the upcoming elections.

Facebook thinks I should change my career (NOOO!).

Facebook thinks I'm worried about my academic future once I finish highschool (it's a bit outdated).

Facebook thinks I need a plastic surgery.

Facebook thinks I need a secretary.


I'm Juli, btw.

 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
minnmess
Posts: 8142
minnmess Posted Fri 19 Jun, 2009 8:41 PM Quote
FB just suggested someone as my friend. The person they suggested? My brother.
And the reason listed: You both worked for the City of Hamilton.

Not: You were birthed by the same woman.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
Meridith
Posts: 2076
Meridith Posted Fri 19 Jun, 2009 9:27 PM Quote
Facebook thinks I need breast augmentation. hmmmm.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
Turtleneck
Posts: 7404
Turtleneck Posted Fri 19 Jun, 2009 9:38 PM Quote
Facebook thinks I need one of those robot vacuums. (Cool!)

Facebook also suggests I become friends with Kaan Isik (with some weird symbol under the s). Never heard of him. His profile is unclickable.
 
Re: Facebook's False Impressions of You
hennypenny
Posts: 2092
hennypenny Posted Sat 20 Jun, 2009 8:14 AM Quote
Turtleneck wrote:
Facebook thinks I need one of those robot vacuums. (Cool!)

Facebook also suggests I become friends with Kaan Isik (with some weird symbol under the s). Never heard of him. His profile is unclickable.

Kaan Isik shows up on mine too.
 
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