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Re: What do you need?
carlottarocks
Posts: 911
carlottarocks Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:57 PM Quote
1. Carla really needs to pee
2. Carla needs bread to feed her animals
3. Carla needs to call Dan
4. Carla needs good governance
5. Carla needs to come back
6. Carla needs cuddles and a new family
7. Carla needs love
8. Carla needs to trust Joelle
9. Carla needs to explore new and exhilarating heel heights
10. Carla needs to have at least one friend

5,6,7, and 10 make me sound like such a sad pathetic loser
 
Re: What do you need?
minnmess
Posts: 8142
minnmess Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 11:16 PM Quote
1. Kristy needs a few seconds before she tells Amanda "I'm ready."
2. Kristy needs help
3. "Kristy needs me for something, could you take this one?"
4. Kristy needs to find her house
5. Kristy needs prayer
6. Kristy needs our help
7. Kristy needs a couple of these tribute videos
8. Kristy needs to know exactly what time she will be doing something
9. Kristy needs to get blogging
10. Kristy needs to go

Despite googling MY name, a couple of them came up as Kristie/Kristi/etc
It actually told me I needed to find my house twice, but I omitted one. Apperently I REALLY need help, and have lost my house. Maybe that is why I need to go.

Edit: I just went to the next page of search result for giggles and they are funnier. I apperently need money, to be pinned to the front of your shirt, the help of the Babysitters club, to find a guy that isn't an asshole, and a good f**k.
 
Re: What do you need?
Peewee
Posts: 2850
Peewee Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 11:26 PM Quote
1/ Wendy needs a patient,loving, and committed family who can provide structure. (So true lol)
2/Wendy needs a little time.
3/Wendy's attitude toward animal welfare is frosty. (Okies, I need to warm to this apparently)
4/Why Wendy needs a Sewing Machine. (LMAO)
5/Wendy needs every measuring cup and teaspoon she can find.
6/Wendy needs to know that doing whippets can cause frostbite of the nose (WTF? what does this mean exactly?lol)
7/Wendy needs help to join the US Cavers Forum (uh huh)
8/Wendy Needs to Wake Up!
9/Wendy needs Mac help fast.
10/Wendy wants some interesting things. (and that my friends is SOOOOOO true!!!!)

lol :)
 
Re: What do you need?
Scottish Dubliner
Posts: 8299
Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 12:27 AM Quote

mair beer.


Dubz
 
Re: What do you need?
carlottarocks
Posts: 911
carlottarocks Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 12:51 AM Quote
Peewee wrote:

6/Wendy needs to know that doing whippets can cause frostbite of the nose (WTF? what does this mean exactly?lol)


Lol!! Whippits are laughing gas found in whipped cream. Check it....

Wikipedia's definition

Disclaimer....I would never have done such a silly thing, I just had loads of friends that would do them and it was funny to watch the idiots.
 
Re: What do you need?
velouria
Posts: 80
velouria Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 3:32 AM Quote
Hmm...my name doesn't seem to have ten so I will just list what I got.

1. Kathrin needs pieces of cheese.
2. Kathrin needs one more volunteer to stop talking so much.
3. Kathrin needs specific to Canadian companies.

Anyone else here heard of googlism.com? It's sorta like this, but it lists everything that you are...such as "Kathrin is an intelligent student [true story!]."
 
Re: What do you need?
Moray
Posts: 1918
Moray Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 8:30 AM Quote
1. Moray needs to adapt and evolve to meet expected needs
2. Moray needs to deliver a real voice at Westminster
3. Moray needs to attract and keep
4. moray needs to increase the water flow through its nostrils that way
5. Moray needs more affordable homes
6. moray needs to eat live food
7. Moray needs a battle leader not a woman
8. Moray has poor eyesight but an excellent sense of smell
9. Moray needs a fighter to stand up for local interests
10. Moray needs a bit more backbone, and a bit less Spinal Tap

I was always going to get weird ones.
 
Re: What do you need?
megg_inc
Posts: 3778
megg_inc Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 10:26 AM Quote
1. Meg needs a drink and to go to the Bahamas and find a man. (word! LOL)
2. Meg needs junk food!
3. Meg needs the ladies support right now!
4. Meg needs a new leg. (okay...)
5. Meg needs a gay boyfriend.
6. Meg needs a pie in the face.
7. Meg (Ryan) needs a bra.
8. Meg needs a new tattoo.
9. Meg needs a bigger bed.
10. Meg needs your number- because her psychopathic ex smashed her phone!

so true, so true... hahaha
 
Re: What do you need?
spid
Posts: 906
spid Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 10:58 AM Quote
Tamsin needs to understand how to do this cos what I'm getting back is gobbledegook!!
 
Re: What do you need?
TheBoyWithAName
Posts: 4822
TheBoyWithAName Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 11:13 AM Quote
* Alex needs some volunteer work at the hospital. (I didn't know I worked at a hospital?)
* Alex needs to complete the turnaround of his companies if they can be sold for the maximum return (Oh I'm a real business man :D)
* Alex needs a mic and he needs to get his moves on during the no signing times (Hey I don't freakin DANCE!)
* Alex needs to stop yelling while Liv is singing (But she's got a horrible voice :()
* Alex needs to go to the store for his mom and buy some cheese (Haha that actually sounds like me and my mom)
* Alex needs a paracetamol (What?)
* No shit, alex needs last fm right nao
* Alex needs some distraction (TRUE!)
* Alex needs moneys (Give'em to me :D)
* Alex needs a life (LOL!)

This was so funny :D
 
Re: What do you need?
TheBoyWithAName
Posts: 4822
TheBoyWithAName Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 11:18 AM Quote
megg_inc wrote:
1. Meg needs a drink and to go to the Bahamas and find a man. (word! LOL)
2. Meg needs junk food!
3. Meg needs the ladies support right now!
4. Meg needs a new leg. (okay...)
5. Meg needs a gay boyfriend.
6. Meg needs a pie in the face.
7. Meg (Ryan) needs a bra.
8. Meg needs a new tattoo.
9. Meg needs a bigger bed.
10. Meg needs your number- because her psychopathic ex smashed her phone!


Haha yours were hilarious Meg!
 
Re: What do you need?
TheBoyWithAName
Posts: 4822
TheBoyWithAName Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 11:21 AM Quote
carlottarocks wrote:
Peewee wrote:

6/Wendy needs to know that doing whippets can cause frostbite of the nose (WTF? what does this mean exactly?lol)


Lol!! Whippits are laughing gas found in whipped cream. Check it....

Wikipedia's definition

Disclaimer....I would never have done such a silly thing, I just had loads of friends that would do them and it was funny to watch the idiots.


Mohahahaha!
 
Re: What do you need?
Peewee
Posts: 2850
Peewee Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 11:43 AM Quote
TheBoyWithAName wrote:
carlottarocks wrote:
Peewee wrote:

6/Wendy needs to know that doing whippets can cause frostbite of the nose (WTF? what does this mean exactly?lol)


Lol!! Whippits are laughing gas found in whipped cream. Check it....

Wikipedia's definition

Disclaimer....I would never have done such a silly thing, I just had loads of friends that would do them and it was funny to watch the idiots.


Mohahahaha!


LMAO!!! Thanks for that Carlotta ;) I learn such great things on this board!
 
Re: What do you need?
deebee
Posts: 1892
deebee Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 12:13 PM Quote
Here's mine
1) Debbie needs our prayers
2) Debbie needs HELP
3) Debbie needs a saddle
4) Debbie needs a break
5) Debbie needs to learn
6) Debbie need toilet paper (!!!!!)
7) Debbie needs feedback on a movie
8) Debbie needs some pounding
9) Debbie needs a wig
10) Debbie doesn't know what she needs!

Ummm interesting! I don't quite know what to make of these results, LOL. There's a definate message in there somewhere.
 
Re: What do you need?
Helen *the original*
Posts: 789
Helen *the original* Posted Thu 26 Feb, 2009 4:09 PM Quote
I typed mine into Google, and it turns out another Helen has already done this and posted it on a website...

Helen's are helpful!


1. Helen needs your immediate attention.

2. Helen needs to write more.

3. Helen needs to change her life and quickly.

4. Helen needs to find some soldiers that were in the 4th Infantry Division, 1/11 C Company, at Fort Carson, CO from 1979-1980.

5. Helen needs your money.

6. Helen needs to reverse back into a parking space so the motor has to rotate in the opposite direction.

7. Helen needs a mojito!

8. Helen needs to make sure none of her beloved penguins are gay.

9. Helen needs a cat free environment.

10. Helen needs the new owner at325 Crestwood Terrace to shut up a minute.

11. Helen needs to learn to let go and delegate.

 
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